“I thought we’d we hearing arguments, drama or some intellectual conversation. Instead, all we hear is people asking their Google Assistant is what the weather is like, what song is playing or what else the bloke off the telly has been in.”
Sausage company Heck is facing a boycott after a visit from Borish Johnson. The former Foreign-Secretary said he was “insanely proud” to have a new sausage, Boris Bangers, named after him. Inspired by the backlash, a campaign was quickly set up begging the Uxbridge and South Ruislip MP to visit the offices of the Daily Mail in an attempt to decrease their circulation and eventually bring down the publication.