A UK resident has won the entire £105m Euromillions jackpot. While transferring the money from the EU to the UK the staff at Euromillions applied the Brexit exchange rate bringing the total to £28 and a Toblerone.
Marks and Spencer profits dropped in the first half of its financial year following a sharp fall in demand for its clothing line. This fall has come directly from pensioners refusing to buy any clothes and brandishing their nude bodies in city centres across the UK. Previously, pensioners had flirted with nudism in their own shower or the swimming pool changing rooms. The current warm climate has encouraged many old people to take the next step into making it a full-time role.
Amber Gill, a beauty therapist and model from Newcastle and Greg O’Shea, a ruby player from Limerick have been crowned the winners Love Island 2019.In light of this Prime Minster Boris Johnson has asked the Love Island producers to come up with an answer to the Brexit Irish border problem. Previous negotiations have failed to deliver a workable solution, with the consensus in Westminster being “it is what it is”.