M&S clothing sales slide as more pensioners become full time nudists

M&S clothing sales slide as more pensioners become full time nudists

November 7, 2019

Marks and Spencer profits dropped in the first half of its financial year following a sharp fall in demand for its clothing line. This fall has come directly from pensioners refusing to buy any clothes and brandishing their nude bodies in city centres across the UK. Previously, pensioners had flirted with nudism in their own shower or the swimming pool changing rooms. The current warm climate has encouraged many old people to take the next step into making it a full-time role.

Love Island Producers to take over Irish backstop negotiations

Love Island Producers to take over Irish backstop negotiations

July 30, 2019

Amber Gill, a beauty therapist and model from Newcastle and Greg O’Shea, a ruby player from Limerick have been crowned the winners Love Island 2019.In light of this Prime Minster Boris Johnson has asked the Love Island producers to come up with an answer to the Brexit Irish border problem. Previous negotiations have failed to deliver a workable solution, with the consensus in Westminster being “it is what it is”.