His entry into the palace grounds was not an easy one as the Queen’s Guard had been given instructions to take pot shots at anyone approaching the palace gates with a build similar to Prince Andrew’s. Luckily for him they are abysmal shots.
After the Tory landslide victory, the Prime Minister has moved to urge the country to abandon old identity groups and…
“The Thunberg crap is selling faster than we can knock it out,” boasted the Greta merchandise franchise owner, Mr. R Thurdaley, “We’re having to have this shit flown in specially from China to meet demand. We’re shipping truckloads of the stuff all over the country. It’s costing me a fortune in diesel but the profit is phenomenal.
The resurrection of scumbag Smith will not be a hi-tech ‘Jurassic park’ event, using samples of Smith’s DNA, cultured in a laboratory to re-grow the fat cunt. Instead, his body will be exhumed and stitched back together, coated in expandable latex, re-sprayed to make it look alive, then inflated with hot air.