HS2 Phase 1 to be Delayed by Five Years – Grant Shapps Urges Public to Start Saving Now for a Ticket

HS2 Phase 1 to be Delayed by Five Years – Grant Shapps Urges Public to Start Saving Now for a Ticket

September 4, 2019

Putting a positive spin on this latest Tory transport disaster, the new Minister responsible for lying about transport cock-ups, Grant Shapps, crowed, “This is excellent news. It gives the turkey twizzler munching proles plenty of time to put a little money aside every week so that, when and if the line is ever completed, they can club together and buy a ticket.”