Queen Elizabeth SICK of everyone bitching behind her back

Queen demotes Prince Harry to middle-class

January 14, 2020

Whilst Harry and Meghan envisaged the ‘period of transition’ to be somewhat lengthy, the Queen has reminded the Sussexes that she calls the shots and the transition is to be immediate, if not sooner.

Boris calls COBRA meeting to show holiday snaps

Boris calls COBRA meeting to show holiday snaps

January 6, 2020

Boris Johnson has returned to the UK amid mounting criticism over his failure to cut short his Caribbean holiday to address soaring tensions in the Middle East. The PM was whisked by Special Service agents from the cockpit of his flight wearing Speedos, flip-flops and a Bob Marley vest to a waiting convoy.

‘Workington Man’ frustrates Tory voting profile by staying at home and having a w*nk

‘Workington Man’ frustrates Tory voting profile by staying at home and having a w*nk

December 12, 2019

As voting in the general election has begun, the men of Workington are in the spotlight after a think tank marked them out as a key election target. According to Onward – the right-of-centre-think tank that gave birth to the creation – Workington Man is older, white and Northern. The demographic also suggests he performs manual labour for work, or used to, before a decade of Conservative Party austerity reduced his town’s name to nothing but irony.