Dominic Cummings sacks Scotland

Dominic Cummings sacks Scotland

September 12, 2019

Boris Johnson’s decision to suspend parliament is unlawful, a Scottish court has ruled. And chief special adviser, Dominic ‘I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Tucker’ Cummings, has advised Boris to sack Scotland from the Union and Commonwealth with immediate effect.

Tory rebels fleeing Boris’s tyranny seek asylum

Tory rebels fleeing Boris’s tyranny seek asylum.

July 24, 2019

Education Minister Anne Milton has announced her resignation. Sir Alan Duncan quit as a Foreign Office minister on Monday. And potentially dozens more government ministers are ready to sacrifice their allowances and expenses to migrate across the political divide, acting contradictorily upon their beliefs.

Banksy’s Summer Exhibition piece to stand in Peterborough by-election

Banksy’s Summer Exhibition piece to stand in Peterborough by-election 

June 6, 2019

“Whereas last year’s work was a static artwork on display temporarily, this year’s submission will be a fluid artistic process culminating in the permanent installation of a Member of Parliament; the physical embodiment of a one-word repetitive political philosophy: Brexit. I could have called the piece Rhubarb, but that’s been done.”