Racists accust Priti Patel of cultural appropriation

Racists accust Priti Patel of cultural appropriation

August 20, 2019

Priti Patel intends to immediately restrict free-movement of people across the UKs border in the event of a no-deal brexit on october 31st. The plan was met with derision by various far-right organisations who claimed that this was just the latest in a series of pale facsimiles of existing far-right policy. An EDL insider confirmed that tensions were running high before a press statement by the organisation was issued this morning.

Ugh, you can't choose your fans Sighs ghost of Hitler after Trump copies 1940s plan to annexe Danish territories

“Ugh, you can’t choose your fans” Sighs ghost of Hitler after Trump copies 1940s plan to annexe Danish territories

August 17, 2019

According to white house insiders, Donald Trump has expressed an interest in acquiring Greenland, the world’s largest island and an autonomous country in the Kingdom of Denmark. Upon hearing the plans, a visibly deflated Hitler expressed annoyance at what he sees as an ongoing trend for President Trump to ape the foreign and domestic policies of the 3rd Reich.