A reallocation of council funding could redirect hundreds of millions of pounds from so-called left-behind communities in the north of England to the leafy southern shires
Health secretary Matt Hancock has suggested that landmark NHS targets could be scrapped following the health service’s worst A&E waiting times since records began. Following the announcement, it is understood the NHS undertook a hit on the health secretary to remind the public at large why targets are so important.
The World Anti-Doping Agency has voted unanimously to ban Russia from international sport for four years for doping offences. However, it is understood Russia is hoping to overturn the ban by presenting the country’s most famous sports celebrity, Ivan Drago, as a test case for how clean their athletes are.
In the wake of scathing remarks directed at Jeremy Corbyn by Britain’s Chief Rabbi in regards to discrimination, Corbyn assured voters anti-semitism had no place in the Labour party. However, Boris Johnson sought to take advantage of the situation by drinking port and loudly announcing “Some of my best friends are Pickanninys!”