The Queen is said to own all the swans in England but it is clear by her absence that her and Bob never saw eye to eye. Bob was a ‘grumpy swan’ who ‘spurned multiple potential love interests’. Could it be that her majesty counts herself among them?!
Rising levels of carbon dioxide could cause a decline in the brainpower of workers around the world according to new research by academics at University College London.
This comprehensive study has been roundly dismissed by a man, Terry Sand, who reckons ‘it’s probably fine’ and ‘nothing to worry about.’ Terry has no evidence to back up his claims but luckily he’s living in an age where that doesn’t seem to matter even slightly.