“Clearly it’s too early to speculate but we have already ruled out six years of neglect, torture and the withdrawal of essential medical attention as factors that may have contributed towards his death.”
“This was an official government blackout in an attempt to encourage Argentinians to get down to it. Population density is of 15 persons per square kilometre of land area, well below the world average of 50 persons and we have to do something about that.”
Israel’s Ynet website published a photograph of what it said was a note from her husband, who was not in the court: “We will get through this, too. Be strong!!. btw do you want to share a rice tonight or shall we get one each?”
“It is untrue that the bathroom cost the taxpayer £44K; it was a cost-neutral undertaking and as result we have had to introduce a number of additional temporary, indefinite mental health ward closures,” a spokeswoman added.
A spokesman for Mr Johnson gave further details of the measures: “In additional to the minimum fee we are also planning to introduce regulated audience fees, a government-backed apprentice scheme and a contactless payment system. “We are also looking to outlaw zero-hour dances.”
“McDonalds are proud to announce the launch of our new environmentally-friendly and sustainable products that are ideal for making political points. All of our products come with minimal packaging and a zero carbon footprint.” said a spokesman earlier today.
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