Michael Gove has claimed the PM missed five consecutive emergency COBRA meetings in the buildup to the coronavirus crisis, and that the UK shipped protective equipment to China in February. Boris wasn’t sleepwalking into disaster, he was wanking himself into a coma
Going to the pub on a Friday night was a normal thing to do before the coronavirus lockdown kicked in. Many have joined video chat pages, having a civilised debate, cheaper drink and banter in the ‘virtual pub’. Yet still the prick from the real pub has wormed his way in and is annoying everyone about ‘flatting the curve’ and herd immunity.
The trial of the former First Minister of Scotland continued this week at Edinburgh’s High Court as another three women gave evidence alleging that they were sexually assaulted by him. His legal team have decided it’s time to change their approach. They are now going for the sympathy vote and have made an audacious approach to buy Harvey Weinstein’s Zimmer frame.
Following the shock resignation of Chancellor Sajid Javid, a new chancellor has been appointed. And if you think he looks…