Mrs Leadsom resigned because she said the new Brexit plan has, “elements I cannot support, that aren’t Brexit.” The PM appeared puzzled by this until senior advisors explained that for some people, acting in a way at odds with their fundamental beliefs about democracy causes them to feel uncomfortable, and then they take action for example, resigning their political position.
The Prince is passionate about environmentalism and is expected to give a seminar to Mr. Trump to aid in his education. Subjects to be covered include, ‘water is wet’, ‘ice is cold’, ‘the Earth is getting warmer’, and ‘warm ice melts.’ A spokesman for Prince Charles said, ‘Though these can be difficult concepts to grasp, the Prince is committed to leading President Trump step by step through these key points, so that he might better understand what is happening to the world around him.
“I can’t think of a current bigger threat to the well-being of the American people than if those images become publicly available.” When asked if he was referring to nude photos of the President, the spokesman said, “I couldn’t possible comment on the nature of the allegedly extremely graphic, multi-pose, sometimes close-up sometimes panoramic images,” while winking furiously.
In a joint statement, spokesmen said, “It’s like with family – it’s OK when you’re having a go at them yourself, but if someone else tried it, whoah, big mistake. We Brits can have a go telling each other what to do, but France? How about you go eat another baguette mate and keep your opinions to yourself.”