Alabama bans abortion. Old white men interfere with female bodies in the only way they can.

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Alabama bans abortion. Yet again, old white men interfere with female bodies in the only way they can

Alabama has become the latest US state to move to restrict abortions by passing a bill to outlaw the procedure in almost all cases.

The decision to ban abortion consisted of thirty-five white men over the age of 50. With one republican openly admitting “Boy, I haven’t been able to interfere with a female body in what feels like a lifetime…. it’s nice to regain some control. Frankly, I don’t care about how women feel” Adding, “I’ve got mine”.

The law includes a ban on abortion in cases of rape or incest.

“To be honest, I think we all just stopped listening as soon we heard we were able to make a decision over a females body… We’re all sad little losers who found it hard to talk to women when we were kids, but now who’s laughing? Us! Oh yeah, it is 2019 and we’ve still got the power, but hey-ho… all the time we can abuse it…. we will!”.

Alabama’s 35-seat Senate is dominated by men, and none of its four female senators backed the ban which will now go to Governor Kay Ivey.  She has said she will only sign it into law once she has considered it.

“People are getting upset with the fact us men are interfering with and making decisions about women’s bodies… why can’t you folk understand… it’s the ONLY we can have anything to do with a female body”.

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