The Labour party have become optimistic about remedying Brexit, following a series of victories over Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
The Prime Minister faced setbacks this week, following on from his motion to prorogue Parliament.
MPs have turned down his motion for a general election, and the defection of former Tory Phillip Lee has left his parliament without a majority.
A spokesperson for the Labour party has stated that these victories have given Jeremy Corbyn a sense of optimism, and they are certain they’ll be able to downgrade the state of Brexit from a ‘clusterfuck’ to a ‘shitshow’.
On Wednesday this week, the House of Commons rejected Boris Johnson’s plan for a snap election.
Shadow chancellor John McDonnell said Labour wanted an election, but its priority was stopping a no-deal Brexit.
“We’re optimistic that we can turn this rancid open grave of corpses into a more manageable series of potholes full of human shit.”
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has accused the PM of having “no plan to get a new deal”.
Corbyn told members of parliament that Johnson has no plan to deal with the ‘tyre fire of dismal failure’ that Brexit has become, and he has plans to ‘piss on a least a couple of the tyres’. He stated that if they were able to convince the EU to delay Brexit beyond October 31st, then the country would only have to deal with a “Bloody nightmare on par with a peyote fever dream”.