After Javid knocked out of leadership contest, Trump cancels planned military strikes on UK

UK Politics, World News
Trump denies attempt to hide warship – but admits making the US constitution disappear

The ballot of MPs earlier on Thursday saw Home Secretary Sajid Javid eliminated from the contest.

President Donald Trump has now confirmed that the US military was cocked and loaded to attack the UK should Sajid Javid be elected as the UK Prime Minister.

Sajid Javid lasted longer than Rory Stewart who was eliminated from the contest on Wednesday.

Many of the Conservative voters in the process became disillusioned with Rory Stewart’s claim to be just like one of them when, during the BBC debate, Rory took off his tie, dropped it on the floor and it wasn’t picked up by his valet.

Many senior Conservatives believe Boris Johnson could be the most popular Prime Minister since Churchill.

Judging by the reaction to both televised debates, he could well be the most popular Prime Minster we’ve ever had; assuming he never turns up to do the job.

The 1922 committee are reportedly very happy with how the Leadership Election process has been run…

….with 160,000 Conservative party members now getting to choose between a person from the privately educated Oxford elite or a person from the privately educated Oxford elite.

The BBC Debate was watched by approximately 3.5 million viewers…

… all desperate to find out if the presenters would correctly pronounce Jeremy Hunt’s name.

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