After asking aides how one may dispose of a PM, Queen invites Boris to unrelated meeting at Tower of London

The Royals, UK Politics
After asking aides how one may dispose of a PM, Queen invites Boris to unrelated meeting at Tower of London

A source has claimed the the Queen sought advice on how to sack Boris Johnson as Prime Minister.

An anonymous source within Buckingham Palace has claimed that the Queen has asked her advisors if it would be possible to dismiss a sitting Prime Minister.

In unrelated news, she has announced she needs to see see Prime Minister Boris Johnson as soon as possible at the Tower of London.

She told the Prime Minister she would be there all day tomorrow as she had ‘nothing going on’, but that he would be there a while, so should cancel any plans he had for the rest of the day, and up till about October 31st.

The source claims the Queen asked her aides for the first time on how to dismiss a Prime Minister who refused to step down.

She apparently said contemplated it ‘many, many, many, many times’ over the past few decades, most of those times during the past three years.
When asked if she was serious about this, the Queen replied “I should have tested it out on Cameron years ago, just for the hell of it.”

It was reported on Sunday that Boris phoned the Queen to personally apologise.

“He did it during Peaky Blinders,” she told a member of staff. “I had to pause right in the middle of a dramatic build up and it totally ruined the tension for me. The rest of the episode just didn’t feel right after that, all the excitement had deflated. What a prick.”

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