After 1 million fans petition to get GOT rewritten, the UK demands the last three years of its history also be remade

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Over 1 million fans have signed a Change.org petition complaining of rushed plots and inconsistent characters, demanding HBO re-do season 8 ‘with competent writers’

In a similar backlash, the UK is now demanding that the whole of the last three years of its history be rewritten.  ‘This has to be the biggest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.’ Says disgruntled UK citizen. ‘The past three years has been the worst thing to happen to Britain since Mrs Browns Boys. It’s all you hear about on telly, and it’s rubbish. We demand that the last three years be re written by competent people, rather than the socially impaired, soul-less ball sacks currently in place.’

The final season of GOT has had very mixed reviews. Following each episode, there have been an onslaught of complaints about inadequate plot twist set ups and unfaithful character motivations.

This latest series has seen its lowest ratings on Rotten Tomatoes to date with ‘The Bells’ episode currently holds a Rotten Tomatoes ranking of just 49%. Latest election polls also show this negative trend for the Tories, which is paving the way for Wind in the Willows resident croaker Mr Toad aka Nigel Farage to slip through the cracks. Farage has even taken up advertising space in the ad breaks of the final episode to boost his EU election campaign. The ad will feature Farage sat on the iron throne drinking red wine from a horn, stubbing a fag out on the EU flag, while everything around him lay in ruins.

The Game of Thrones petition is unlikely to achieve its intended goal. 18 million people watched the most recent episode, a few hundred thousand angry fans are a mere drop in the Narrow Sea.

The same can be said in respect to the UK’s complaint. Four-votes May will never allow anyone to change her intended path. The PM is more stubborn than a shit stain on a blanket. No matter how hard you try, you just can’t seem to get rid. She even tried making the nation believe she actually feels emotion by crying while giving her resignation speech – providing they back her deal, of course. In actual fact, she had squirted pepper spray in her eyes before speaking to simulate this basic human emotion.

(Additional material: Adelina Holmes, Pete Redfern)
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