10 people vying to lead country all prove they know fuck all about leading a country

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10 people vying to lead country all prove they know fuck all about leading a country

There are ten people in the race to be the next leader of the country.

And each of those ten people vying to be the next person to lead the country are slowly revealing quite how little they know about leading a country, especially one as divided as this one.

All they seem to have done is learn their shit from the last couple of people who led the country, who have proven they knew fuck all about leading the country, instead taking it to the brink of civil war.

Anything the current crop of potential PMs say seem to divide the country even more than it was already divided.

All of them declare themselves the unity candidate, yet can’t stop themselves spouting something that someone somewhere hates. Honestly, even if one of them gave an opinion about not having an opinion, they would be unable to make it divisive in some way.

It’s as though they can’t help themselves.

The next PM of this country will either be Esther McVey

who everyone hates,

or Boris Johnson,

who everyone hates,

or Michael Gove,

who everyone hates.

Or Jeremy Hunt,

who everyone hates.

Or Andrea Leadsom,

who everyone hates.

Or Dominic Raab,

who everyone hates.

Or Matt Hancock,

who everyone hates.

Or Sajid Javid,

who everyone – except Ruth Davidson – hates.

Or Rory Stewart or Mark Harper.

Who no-one knows. But, given the above, everyone will no doubt hate them too.

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