I’m A Celeb stars gear up for weeks of being fed bollocks. Just like the rest of the nation.
November 14, 2019The stars, including former footballer Ian Wright and reality TV personality Caitlyn Jenner say they’ve fully prepared themselves for a few weeks of monotony and being fed bollocks. A sentiment echoed by the entire UK as it gears up for 87th general election this decade.
Systematic attempts to transform UK into unlivable hellscape revealed as Tory plan to cut immigration
November 15, 2019Number 10 insider John Timms claimed that to deter immigration they'd worn their heart on their sleeve by electing Boris Johnson "We want moving to the UK to make as much sense as investing in a balloon animal stall managed by Edward Scissorhands."
Tories to offer free cocaine to every household in Britain
November 15, 2019The Labour party rocked the General Election campaign last night by announcing it would provide all households in the UK with internet broadband without charge. This morning the Conservatives have quickly struck back by declaring its drawing up plans to give everyone free cocaine.
Tories to ensure 50% less immigration by sawing immigrants in half!
November 15, 2019
McDonald’s staff protest at being paid less than Ronald
November 13, 2019
Systematic attempts to transform UK into unlivable hellscape revealed as Tory plan to cut immigration
November 15, 2019Number 10 insider John Timms claimed that to deter immigration they'd worn their heart on their sleeve by electing Boris Johnson "We want moving to the UK to make as much sense as investing in a balloon animal stall managed by Edward Scissorhands."
Tories to offer free cocaine to every household in Britain
November 15, 2019
Tories to ensure 50% less immigration by sawing immigrants in half!
November 15, 2019
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US party shooting kills 9; Congress promises ‘party control laws’
November 4, 2019The US Congress has vowed to take ‘urgent action’ following a shooting at a house party in San Francisco left 9 people dead. President Trump said he intends to bring forward ‘party control laws’ to ensure there is no repeat of the tragedy.
“Trick, Treat or Impeach” says Nancy Pelosi – as she knocks at Trump’s door
November 1, 2019“The Greatest Witch Hunt in American History," tweeted President Trump, praising the new Halloween tradition.
Tories to ensure 50% less immigration by sawing immigrants in half!
November 15, 2019
NHS start selling weed to help pay the bills
November 11, 2019
I’m A Celeb stars gear up for weeks of being fed bollocks. Just like the rest of the nation.
November 14, 2019The stars, including former footballer Ian Wright and reality TV personality Caitlyn Jenner say they’ve fully prepared themselves for a few weeks of monotony and being fed bollocks. A sentiment...
Leave voters horrified, as Ireland refuses to make more Mrs Browns boys until Brexit demands are met.
November 13, 2019The Irish Government are holding the show hostage, and refusing to make any more until their Post-Brexit demands are met.
Britbox renamed Shitbox after content announced
November 9, 2019
Empty Chair Invited To Become Tory Party Chairman
November 7, 2019
Decision on Huawei running 5G in UK delayed until after election, so the Chinese know who to bribe.
November 2, 2019An inscrutable spokesperson for the Chinese telecoms giant, Won Hung Lo, said, “We are not in the least bothered by this government’s decision to postpone. It makes sense. It hasn’t been easy dealing with the UK with all this Brexit nonsense. But we’re prepared to bide our time. Once the election is over it will be much clearer for us. We will know for certain who we have to bung."
