Jamie Oliver's restaurant chain adds Turkey Twizzlers to menu in desperate bid to draw customers

Jamie Oliver’s restaurant chain adds Turkey Twizzlers to menu in desperate bid to draw customers

May 21, 2019

"From today we'll be offering Turkey Twizzlers and chips, deep fried onion rings, burgers and kebabs of dubious meat origin and whatever else people want, to be honest. I know I did that thing on TV about getting kids to eat healthily, but this menu will mostly be for adults, who are able to make up their own mind about how healthy they want to be."

New series of Bodyguard promises to be ultra realistic with thrilling milkshake climax

New series of Bodyguard promises to be ultra realistic with thrilling milkshake climax

May 21, 2019

It’s believed the story-line will centre on a desperate game of cat-and-mouse by the police to thwart a plot to chuck milkshake over one of the country’s leading political figures.

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Mail on Sunday hugely disappoints republicans after promising to show picture of a Royal swinging on a rope

Mail on Sunday hugely disappoints republicans after promising to show picture of a Royal swinging on a rope.

May 19, 2019

The delightful picture was taken by a palace aide last week as Kate took a playful break from putting finishing touches to the garden before the world-famous show opens on Tuesday. The picture has sparked off cries on Twitter for the editor of the Mail on Sunday to be sacked. “I don’t understand how this picture is any different to the one I tweeted,” said Danny Baker.

Trump refuses to endorse online anti-extremism measures. Have you seen my tweets?! he explains

Trump refuses to endorse online anti-extremism measures. “Have you seen my tweets?!” he explains.

May 18, 2019

The US has decided not to join an international initiative aimed at curbing online extremism. President Trump is reportedly worried that rich white people could be adversely effected.

New series of Bodyguard promises to be ultra realistic with thrilling milkshake climax

New series of Bodyguard promises to be ultra realistic with thrilling milkshake climax

May 21, 2019

It’s believed the story-line will centre on a desperate game of cat-and-mouse by the police to thwart a plot to chuck milkshake over one of the country’s leading political figures.

'The Victorians' - Rees-Mogg releases sex tape to bolster Leadership Bid

‘The Victorians’ – Rees-Mogg releases sex tape to bolster Leadership Bid

May 21, 2019

Part sex-tape, part manifesto - in the two-part DVD he'll show viewers how to make whoopee in the bedroom the Victorian way - with the minimum of fuss, and the...

USA declares national emergency over tech spying- Trump nude photos would pose threat to public health

USA declares national emergency over tech spying: Trump nude photos would pose threat to public health

May 16, 2019

"I can't think of a current bigger threat to the well-being of the American people than if those images become publicly available." When asked if he was referring to nude photos of the President, the spokesman said, "I couldn't possible comment on the nature of the allegedly extremely graphic, multi-pose, sometimes close-up sometimes panoramic images," while winking furiously.