Chief Rabbi and Dominic Cummings frontrunners to replace Corbyn if he steps down post-Election
October 13, 2019Jeremy Corbyn will quit if Labour loses the upcoming general election that is expected within months, says his key ally John McDonnell, who will himself quit his position.
Coleen Rooney hired by Trump to expose White House whistleblower
October 10, 2019
Parliament to sit on Saturday 19th, to continue doing Fuck All
October 9, 2019
SNP plan to boost Scottish tourism by legalising class A drugs!
October 14, 2019Entrepreneurs, the SNP who are desperately trying to build momentum for #indyref have hit on a brilliant way to quickly boost the Scottish Economy - legalise drugs!
“UK has compromised more than EU” says Coleen, as she unearths leaked proposal
October 14, 2019Boris Johnson's Brexit proposal creates the illusion of victory for both sides. At least, according to the WAG who uncovered the leaked proposal.
Rees-Mogg says PM ‘Can Be Trusted’ – His Ex-Wife Begs to Differ
October 14, 2019
“Ban fatties from public transport” says outgoing CMO
October 11, 2019
SNP plan to boost Scottish tourism by legalising class A drugs!
October 14, 2019Entrepreneurs, the SNP who are desperately trying to build momentum for #indyref have hit on a brilliant way to quickly boost the Scottish Economy - legalise drugs!
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Ellen Degeneres defends friendship with Idi Amin, Robert Mugabe, Kim Jong-Un, and others.
October 11, 2019Ellen Degeneres has responded to online criticism brewing over her friendship with former president George W Bush - but that's just the tip of the iceberg...
Japan Discovers Missing Chapter from World’s First Novel ‘Tale of Genji’ and Guess What? – The Fucking Butler Did It!
October 10, 2019The missing chapter of the oldest copy of Japan’s ‘Tale of Genji,’ a book often referred to by historians as the world’s first novel, has been discovered at a home in Tokyo.
Coleen Rooney hired by Trump to expose White House whistleblower
October 10, 2019
Dominic Cummings favourite to win Nobel Peace Prize
October 10, 2019
Facial recognition to be fired for racism
October 10, 2019
“UK has compromised more than EU” says Coleen, as she unearths leaked proposal
October 14, 2019Boris Johnson's Brexit proposal creates the illusion of victory for both sides. At least, according to the WAG who uncovered the leaked proposal.
Ellen Degeneres defends friendship with Idi Amin, Robert Mugabe, Kim Jong-Un, and others.
October 11, 2019Ellen Degeneres has responded to online criticism brewing over her friendship with former president George W Bush - but that's just the tip of the iceberg...
ERG keen to introduce same-sex Cabinet
October 11, 2019
Facial recognition to be fired for racism
October 10, 2019A new facial recognition service launched by the Home Office has refused to work with people that have darker skin.
David Attenborough changes his name to Boaty McBoatface
September 28, 2019
Boris flagrantly ignoring all the T+Cs of his iPhone contract
September 27, 2019
Fully grown man trolling Greta Thunberg celebrates 39th year of virginity
September 26, 2019
