Life expectancy of current Tory cabinet drops significantly, as NHS refuses to treat racist or sexist patients
February 20, 2020Sexist and racist patients could be barred from non-emergency care at NHS trusts, under new rules to be enforced from April.
Coronavirus set to replace Matt Hancock as Health Secretary
February 19, 2020
Budget Date Unchanged as Chancellor learns to lip-sync
February 18, 2020
Brexiteer wins at satire with one tweet
February 15, 2020
Sajid Javid notices lies printed all over bus under which he was thrown
February 15, 2020
Cambridge accused of using unpaid labour as Extinction Rebellion dig up their lawn for free
February 21, 2020Climate activists dug up the lawn of Trinity College, Cambridge on Monday. The activists, or gardeners, put in a good 5-6 hours work and received no compensation from the university. Cambridge is now facing accusations of outsourced work for no pay.
Samsung apologises after butt texting customers during a ‘private moment’ in the boardroom
February 21, 2020Samsung has apologised after it accidentally sent a message to thousands of devices overnight. A spokesman for the company said it was due to a senior executive butt texting as he hurriedly removed his trousers during a ‘private moment’ in the boardroom.
Coronavirus set to replace Matt Hancock as Health Secretary
February 19, 2020
Budget Date Unchanged as Chancellor learns to lip-sync
February 18, 2020
Festering piles of shit fed up with constant comparisons to Piers Morgan
February 18, 2020
Cambridge accused of using unpaid labour as Extinction Rebellion dig up their lawn for free
February 21, 2020Climate activists dug up the lawn of Trinity College, Cambridge on Monday. The activists, or gardeners, put in a good 5-6 hours work and received no compensation from the university. Cambridge is now facing accusations of outsourced work for no pay.
Coronavirus set to replace Matt Hancock as Health Secretary
February 19, 2020
Budget Date Unchanged as Chancellor learns to lip-sync
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Cruise ship turned away by 5 ports to pen self-help book on how to overcome rejection
February 14, 2020Cruise ship the MS Westerdam has been rejected by five ports in Asia in recent days over fears passengers aboard the ship may have the Coronavirus. He's writing a self-help book about it.
No-one surprised that everyone in country might die whilst Matt Hancock is Health Secretary
February 13, 2020There is much concern in the UK as twelve patients treated by two British GPs who have been diagnosed with coronavirus are being traced by health officials. Absolutely no-one is surprised that every single person in the country might die whilst raging incompetent Matt Hancock is Health Secretary.
Farage calls for ‘Coronavirus-style immigration policy’
February 4, 2020
Trump congratulates Arizona’s capital city on Bafta win
February 4, 2020
Trump blames Huawei for coronavirus
January 30, 2020
Sajid Javid notices lies printed all over bus under which he was thrown
February 15, 2020
Dominic Cummings appoints new members to Reichstag
February 14, 2020
Festering piles of shit fed up with constant comparisons to Piers Morgan
February 18, 2020Piers Morgan has been defending himself on Twitter, following discussions of his and attacks on women in the media. This has led to many calling the professional sexist, xenophobe, and...
Country on tenterhooks as horrific monster that is Masked Prime Minister about to be unveiled
February 15, 2020The country watched in its millions as the winner of The Masked Singer was unveiled as Nicola Roberts on Saturday. However, the country is still on tenterhooks awaiting the Masked...
Hollywood enjoys the annual pilgrimage up its own arse
February 11, 2020
Electric car drivers avoiding parts of Wales, as extension leads won’t stretch
February 12, 2020Electric car drivers are happy driving through England but are avoiding parts of Wales. This is due to their extension leads and the fact that they, well, won't extend that far.
Trump blames Huawei for coronavirus
January 30, 2020
US Space Force parades in Virginia
January 22, 2020
Greta Thunberg changes Twitter name to “FactCheckUK”
January 4, 2020
Polar Bear Spotted With “Get Brexit Done” sprayed on its side
December 4, 2019
