Cambridge accused of elitism and unpaid labour as Extinct Rebellion dig up their lawn for free

Cambridge accused of using unpaid labour as Extinction Rebellion dig up their lawn for free

February 21, 2020

Climate activists dug up the lawn of Trinity College, Cambridge on Monday. The activists, or gardeners, put in a good 5-6 hours work and received no compensation from the university. Cambridge is now facing accusations of outsourced work for no pay.

Samsung apologises after butt texting customers during a 'private moment' in the boardroom

Samsung apologises after butt texting customers during a ‘private moment’ in the boardroom

February 21, 2020

Samsung has apologised after it accidentally sent a message to thousands of devices overnight. A spokesman for the company said it was due to a senior executive butt texting as he hurriedly removed his trousers during a ‘private moment’ in the boardroom.

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Cruise ship turned away by 5 ports to pen self-help book on how to overcome rejection

Cruise ship turned away by 5 ports to pen self-help book on how to overcome rejection

February 14, 2020

Cruise ship the MS Westerdam has been rejected by five ports in Asia in recent days over fears passengers aboard the ship may have the Coronavirus. He's writing a self-help book about it.

No-one surprised that everyone in country might die whilst Matt Hancock is Health Secretary

No-one surprised that everyone in country might die whilst Matt Hancock is Health Secretary

February 13, 2020

There is much concern in the UK as twelve patients treated by two British GPs who have been diagnosed with coronavirus are being traced by health officials. Absolutely no-one is surprised that every single person in the country might die whilst raging incompetent Matt Hancock is Health Secretary.

Festering piles of shit fed up of constant comparisons to Piers Morgan

Festering piles of shit fed up with constant comparisons to Piers Morgan

February 18, 2020

Piers Morgan has been defending himself on Twitter, following discussions of his and attacks on women in the media. This has led to many calling the professional sexist, xenophobe, and...

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Country on tenterhooks as horrific monster that is Masked Prime Minister about to be unveiled

February 15, 2020

The country watched in its millions as the winner of The Masked Singer was unveiled as Nicola Roberts on Saturday. However, the country is still on tenterhooks awaiting the Masked...

Electric car drivers avoid parts of Wales because the extension leads won't go far enough

Electric car drivers avoiding parts of Wales, as extension leads won’t stretch

February 12, 2020

Electric car drivers are happy driving through England but are avoiding parts of Wales. This is due to their extension leads and the fact that they, well, won't extend that far.