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Kremlin announces Putin to meet Kim. Pyongyang bunnies put on high alert.
April 19, 2019No further details were given about the meeting between Kim and Putin, who are not believed to have ever met each other. Although they’ve been messaging each other over Tinder for months and are believed to have exchanged images.
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Hallmark releases Brexit-themed greetings cards for all occasions
April 18, 2019Hallmark Cards today acknowledged just how much a part of British culture Brexit has become, by announcing a range of Brexit-themed greetings cards for all occasions.
Scientists partially revive pig’s brain after death; David Cameron worried a certain pig might now tell it’s side of the story.
April 17, 2019It is hoped that the unfortunate pig in question might be able to shed some light as to how it ended up being shafted by a Tory, which let’s be honest, we’ve all experience at some point, if not quite to the literal extent the pig was.
Kremlin announces Putin to meet Kim. Pyongyang bunnies put on high alert.
April 19, 2019No further details were given about the meeting between Kim and Putin, who are not believed to have ever met each other. Although they’ve been messaging each other over Tinder for months and are believed to have exchanged images.
Donald Trump threatens top supermarket giant with legal action for using his signature on hot cross buns.
April 19, 2019Donald Trump, who has surprised everyone by still being the president of the USA, is threatening legal action after learning a major supermarket is blatantly using his signature on hot cross buns without his permission.
Sony finally reveal details of the PS5. It will be ‘a bit better’ but cost a lot more
April 18, 2019Avid gamer Dave from Bridgend said, ‘It’s been a long wait but worth every minute. Faster, more powerful, and with better audio. Who’d have thought it?’
NOW That’s What I Call Party Politics – DJ Rees-Mogg Plays the Wax Cylinder
April 15, 2019Coming soon on Don't Tell Records it’s 'The Brexit Party Album' the world has [NOT] been waiting for. Get in the Bombardier (the ale not the person), put on your...
Scientists partially revive pig’s brain after death; David Cameron worried a certain pig might now tell it’s side of the story.
April 17, 2019It is hoped that the unfortunate pig in question might be able to shed some light as to how it ended up being shafted by a Tory, which let’s be honest, we’ve all experience at some point, if not quite to the literal extent the pig was.
