Prime Minister on record as saying “Fuck Business” somehow unable to arrange EU trade deal
August 20, 2019President of the EU council Donald Tusk has rejected Boris Johnson's requested to strip Irish Backstop out of the Brexit deal, suggesting the UK is simply refusing to admit there is no realistic alternative.
“Just lie back and think of England” Johnson tells England as he roughly shafts England’s international reputation
August 21, 2019Boris Johnson prepares to visit Berlin the but Prime Minister struggles to defend his 'collaboration' jibe
BBC warns Gary Lineker – ‘No more shit Jokes’
August 21, 2019Lineker, who has a team of six joke writers was furious,' These fuckers are costing me 300k per year and their material is useless.' When it was pointed out to Gary that the BBC were paying their salaries, he switched the subject to climate change.
Donald Tusk rejects Boris Johnson request to remove Butt Plug
August 20, 2019
Racists accust Priti Patel of cultural appropriation
August 20, 2019
“Just lie back and think of England” Johnson tells England as he roughly shafts England’s international reputation
August 21, 2019Boris Johnson prepares to visit Berlin the but Prime Minister struggles to defend his 'collaboration' jibe
Donald Tusk rejects Boris Johnson request to remove Butt Plug
August 20, 2019
Racists accust Priti Patel of cultural appropriation
August 20, 2019
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Donald Tusk rejects Boris Johnson request to remove Butt Plug
August 20, 2019The EU Butt plug, known as the backstop, was manufactured in a North Korean lab and has been inside Johnson's anal cavity for the last three years. It was fitted covertly while Johnson was in a diabetic coma, after eating one of Nadia Hussain's golden syrup desserts at an EU summit. The plug was supposed to send Pro EU instructions to Johnson's brain but it seems to have malfunctioned.
Trump looking to buy Greenland for it’s Money-Trees
August 17, 2019Greenland has said it is 'not for sale' after President Trump stated that he would like the US to buy the world's biggest island.
Greta Thunberg sets sail before parents see her exam results
August 15, 2019
BBC warns Gary Lineker – ‘No more shit Jokes’
August 21, 2019Lineker, who has a team of six joke writers was furious,' These fuckers are costing me 300k per year and their material is useless.' When it was pointed out to...
Rees-Mogg asked to consult on new series of Peaky Blinders – thanks to his experience being a twat of a politician also set in the 1920s
August 21, 2019The fifth season of Peaky Blinders will hit UK screens this Sunday, and will feature a dramatic shake up, as character Tommy Shelby finds himself a part of 1920s parliament.
Militant Vegans demand NHS replace pig-heart surgery with cabbage-heart surgery
August 18, 2019A Militant Vegan group has demanded that all research on pig hearts should cease, with the focus instead being on how to transfer a cabbage heart to a human being.
‘Nobody puts Google in the corner’ says Trump to Macron
July 27, 2019
Boris announces UK to start trade talks with the Moon
July 22, 2019
Nigel Farage appointed ‘Name-Calling Tzar’
August 13, 2019
