ITV to offer therapy for Love Island viewers. (On an 0845 number).
May 23, 2019ITV is to offer this year’s Love Island contestants eight therapy sessions when they return home from the show. The series of eight therapy sessions could be extended depending on ITV2’s viewing figures after broadcasting them. ITV will also be offering therapy sessions to Love Island viewers. Viewers will be encouraged to call a special 0845 number and those who correctly answer a multiple choice question will get the free therapy they so desperately need. The phrasing of the multiple choice...
Andrea Leadsom resigns. “Oh, THAT’s how you do it!” says Theresa May. “It’s that easy?!”
May 23, 2019Mrs Leadsom resigned because she said the new Brexit plan has, "elements I cannot support, that aren't Brexit." The PM appeared puzzled by this until senior advisors explained that for some people, acting in a way at odds with their fundamental beliefs about democracy causes them to feel uncomfortable, and then they take action for example, resigning their political position.
The News Dump’s European Election Rolling Coverage
May 23, 2019
EE to launch first 5G No Reception service in UK
May 23, 2019
Andrea Leadsom resigns. “Oh, THAT’s how you do it!” says Theresa May. “It’s that easy?!”
May 23, 2019Mrs Leadsom resigned because she said the new Brexit plan has, "elements I cannot support, that aren't Brexit." The PM appeared puzzled by this until senior advisors explained that for some people, acting in a way at odds with their fundamental beliefs about democracy causes them to feel uncomfortable, and then they take action for example, resigning their political position.
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Jean Claude Juncker angrily denies rumours: “I have absolutely no problem with alcohol. I bloody love it!”
May 22, 2019“Yeah, OK I’ve slapped the odd politician and pinched a few arses but they know what I’m like when I’ve had a few, and the press keep on saying I’ve got a problem.”, he stated.
Alabama refuses to show cartoon wedding because the characters getting married weren’t related
May 22, 2019Alabama Public Television (APT) has refused to broadcast a cartoon which shows a same-sex wedding. The first episode of the 22nd series of children's programme Arthur features the character Mr Ratburn marrying his aardvark partner, Patrick. The US broadcaster is said to object to the wedding due to the characters not being related, making it a most unusual Alabama wedding indeed!
ITV to offer therapy for Love Island viewers. (On an 0845 number).
May 23, 2019ITV is to offer this year’s Love Island contestants eight therapy sessions when they return home from the show. The series of eight therapy sessions could be extended depending on...
Bill Murray to star as Prime Minster in ‘Groundhog May’
May 22, 2019Mr Murray admitted he has reservations, “Even though I’m the go-to person for a film where things repeat again and again, I’m still finding the constant return of this Withdrawal...
Madonna off her tits in Tel Aviv
May 20, 2019
EE to launch first 5G No Reception service in UK
May 23, 2019The telecommunications giant is to be the first provider to launch a 5G service with absolutely no reception before the end of the month - keeping in line with their policy of very limited service for customers.
