Priti Patel congratulates Boris on birth of his ‘seventeentytooth child’
April 30, 2020Prime Minister Boris Johnson and his fiancee Carrie Symonds have announced the birth of a son. And the first senior Tory to public congratulate them was Priti Patel. The Wicked Witch of the Home Office extended said the birth of ‘his seventeentytooth child’ must be a proud moment for the PM.
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Priti Patel congratulates Boris on birth of his ‘seventeentytooth child’
April 30, 2020Prime Minister Boris Johnson and his fiancee Carrie Symonds have announced the birth of a son. And the first senior Tory to public congratulate them was Priti Patel. The Wicked Witch of the Home Office extended said the birth of ‘his seventeentytooth child’ must be a proud moment for the PM.
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Priti Patel congratulates Boris on birth of his ‘seventeentytooth child’
April 30, 2020Prime Minister Boris Johnson and his fiancee Carrie Symonds have announced the birth of a son. And the first senior Tory to public congratulate them was Priti Patel. The Wicked Witch of the Home Office extended said the birth of ‘his seventeentytooth child’ must be a proud moment for the PM.
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Trump suggests all problems will go away by injecting heroin directly into body
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Government donates Theresa May for use in coronavirus vaccine experiments
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