Boris Johnson to build a bridge from Scotland to Ireland with bones of the post-Brexit dead.
September 13, 2019He believes that those who will perish due to medicine and food shortages will be honoured, as their bones are laid end to end in a giant skeletal overpass.
Scammer tricked grandmother, aged 93, into proroguing Parliament
September 12, 2019
Queen facing six months to a year, for unlawfully suspending her Parliament
September 12, 2019
Weapons grade detonation of irony as David Cameron criticises someone else’s handling of Brexit
September 14, 2019"I would have thought the only people Cameron would be talking to would be a bottle of single malt, the business end of a shotgun and whoever he paid to ghost write his suicide note" said everyone, everywhere.
Cameron Memoir: Boris WAS the pig’s head
September 14, 2019It's unclear how many other members of the Bullingdon Club 'received' Mr Cameron's apparatus over the years, but according to his memoirs, the moment Boris got his chops around it was memorable for all the wrong reasons.
Tommy Robinson release ‘will revitalise UK dairy industry’ say farmers
September 14, 2019
Queen denies lying to PM about The Tower of London
September 14, 2019
Weapons grade detonation of irony as David Cameron criticises someone else’s handling of Brexit
September 14, 2019"I would have thought the only people Cameron would be talking to would be a bottle of single malt, the business end of a shotgun and whoever he paid to ghost write his suicide note" said everyone, everywhere.
Cameron Memoir: Boris WAS the pig’s head
September 14, 2019
Tommy Robinson release ‘will revitalise UK dairy industry’ say farmers
September 14, 2019
Queen denies lying to PM about The Tower of London
September 14, 2019Watch the latest Episode!
Trump stops talking about Nukes for almost 35 seconds of the 9/11 minute of silence
September 12, 2019Donald Trump took the opportunity to utterly ruin a sombre service of remembrance for those lost during the 9/11 attacks by ranting on about blowing up people from other countries.
Delivery driver accused of stealing £73 cakes from Bakery. Bakery accused of stealing £72 per cake from customers.
September 11, 2019A New York delivery driver has been accused of stealing over $90,000 worth of cake. The world asks: how can any cake be worth that much?!
Dictator dead. Surprsingly, not in a ditch.
September 6, 2019
Boris Johnson denies lying about lying about lying about lying
September 13, 2019
Queen facing six months to a year, for unlawfully suspending her Parliament
September 12, 2019
David Cameron’s book to be released directly into charity shops
September 13, 2019David Cameron's autobiography will be published next week, directly into a charity shop near you, his publisher has announced.
Fireman Sam axed as brigade mascot for being ‘non-inclusive’. Will be replaced by a writhing mass of men and women of different races, religions, and attitudes towards arson.
September 12, 2019Lincolnshire Fire and Rescue Service have axed Fireman Sam as their mascot, saying that the character was outdated and non inclusive. The character will instead be replaced by a writhing...
Chris Packham booed, as audience realise he’s Chris Packham
September 11, 2019
John Bercow lined up for next host of BBC Radio 4’s “Just A Minute”
September 10, 2019
Submerged shopping trolley indicates presence of water on ‘super-earth’ (Too early to know which supermarket, admits NASA)
September 12, 2019Water has been discovered in the atmosphere of an enormous Earth-like planet already known to have habitable temperatures, which scientists say means it could support life. Supporting this theory is the discovery of a half-submerged, big-shop shopping trolley with its front wheels embedded in silt and its handle exposed to the elements.
Tommy Robinson release ‘will revitalise UK dairy industry’ say farmers
September 14, 2019
Queen denies lying to PM about The Tower of London
September 14, 2019
Scammer tricked grandmother, aged 93, into proroguing Parliament
September 12, 2019
Queen facing six months to a year, for unlawfully suspending her Parliament
September 12, 2019
